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Shower, Primp and Throw Up A Little (unmastered)

by the Puritans

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1.
Tactless Boys 02:04
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This is the way I act, I have no tact. This is the way I am. This is the way I act, I have no tact. This is the way I am I’m always talking shit in front of everybody I don’t give a fuck what they think People don’t always care what I’m saying My words are his words it’s all the same. This is the way he is, he has no class. That’s just the way he is. This is the way he is, he has no class. That’s just the way he is. How does it feel to be so damn perfect? You don’t give a fuck what they think. But people don’t always care what you’re saying Your words are my words it’s all the same. Lyrics written by W. Meier Arranged by L. Missildine
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Infantile 01:20
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Jan is a waste, she’s so gone, and she bothers me Tight rolls her pants and she thinks she’s in love with me She wants to ride, wants to fight, wants to fuck with me She never tries to fit in- so I say to her You are just so clueless you’re always such a joke Why don’t you just go away You are just an eyesore we all want you to choke But you won’t Jan thinks she’s cool, thinks she’s rad, thinks she’s really hot Jan needs a bath, needs a brain, needs a rabies shot I wish she’d stop, wish she’d die, wish she’d fucking rot She never tries to fit in- so I say to her You are just so clueless you’re always such a joke Why don’t you just go away You are just an eyesore we all want you to choke But you won’t
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the facts 02:08
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He is so sad, he gets so mad. He knows the truth, he likes abuse. They walk over him, put him on a limb I watch him lie, I watch him lie He would rather die, than be responsible For his actions, for his own actions. And he would rather lie, than face the fact Face the fact… that he’s empty Everyone knows that it is, everyone knows that it is Everyone knows that it’s true Everyone knows that it is, everyone knows that it is Everyone knows that it’s true I watch his hands, I see him stand Notice his eyes, connect the sky How does he cope? When everybody knows, Just where he goes, just where he goes He hates everything, that does not go his way For reaction, for his own actions He hates everyone, that he can’t be Because he’s crazy, yeah it’s cuz he’s crazy. Everyone knows that it is, everyone knows that it is Everyone knows that it’s true Everyone knows that it is, everyone knows that it is Everyone knows that it’s true
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White Designer Pants 01:54
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Verse Oh you’re so pretty and so squeaky clean You ain’t nothing compared to me You cannot win in designer pants Sister, you never had a chance I won’t bow to your porcelain poise I’ll never lick the toilet bowl Remember when we dressed up like sailor moon Well, that dish ran away with the spoon Chorus I remember when you were really mad And you pulled my hair and punched me in the face yeah I forgot about all the times I cried and you only laughed And fucking walked away Verse Oh yr so dainty and so squeaky clean You annoy the shit out of me Remember last summer at the dance Bitch, I’ll never give you a chance All the prep work and your stupid fucking giggle Shower, primp, and throw up a little I’ll never be you and you’ll never be me A dumb slut you’ll be for eternity I remember when you were really mad And you pulled my hair and punched me in the face yeah I forgot about all the times I cried and you only laughed And fucking walked away Oh you’re so pretty and so squeaky clean You ain’t nothing compared to me You cannot win in designer pants Sister, you never had a chance I won’t bow to your porcelain poise I’ll never lick the toilet bowl I’ll never be you and you’ll never be me A dumb slut you’ll be for eternity
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Polaroids (for the impatient) 01:58
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Verse I just want to run away from here Piss the world off and just fucking disappear Tear up the document saying I’m conservative Wallow in red wine from a box that’s like a blood bank Shatter every goal I’ve reached except the useless ones Underestimate myself and always feel dumb I don’t need a camera it’s just a waste of time Images pile up inside my little tiny mind Chorus Polaroids for the impatient, prozac for my peers Polaroids for the impatient… therapy for the queers T.V. for the children, no choices for the girls Polaroids for the impatient OH YEAH proof you’re in this world Verse Sometimes I just want to burn the forest down Make the drought seem like a fucking blessing Trample all the liars who claim that life is clear Take a dive into this pretty good year Shatter every goal I’ve reached except the useless ones Underestimate myself and always feel dumb I don’t need a camera it’s just a waste of time Images pile up inside my little tiny mind Chorus Polaroids for the impatient, prozac for my peers Polaroids for the impatient… therapy for the queers T.V. for the children, no choices for the girls Polaroids for the impatient OH YEAH proof you’re in this world Yeah, your proof in this world
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Screendoor in a Submarine (instrumental) 01:20
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Glue Stick 02:04
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Verse Hey little boy with yr hair like that I think you should be wearing a hat Yr fucked up from head to toe Tell me yr sorry! GO! FUCK! GO! Don’t ask me to suck yr dick My mouth’s better than yr glue stick You want me to get on my knees Stop yr begging boy pleading “oh please” Chorus I love you means I hate you I hate you means I hate you HEY little fuckface I HATE YOU You … yeah you… I hate you Verse Don’t be calling me four eyes Just believe my pretty lies You hate me now? Well fuck you Cuz yr mom’s a cunt and yr dad sucks too! Chorus I love you means I hate you I hate you means I hate you HEY little fuckface I HATE YOU You … yeah you… I hate you
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Addle All 01:54
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Verse One I am awake and I am aware now. I’m not a fake and I finally care. I try to smile and I try to make it real. I try to laugh off the way that I feel. I care a lot, yeah, I really do. I care a lot, yeah, a lot about you. I care a lot, yeah, I really do. I care a lot, yeah, a lot about you. Chorus The drama, this song, the gossip, the fall. The drama, this song, the gossip. Verse Two I tried to listen to what you were saying, but all I heard is your complaining. How dare they try to do this to you, when we all know you’re so easily bruised. And I sorta laugh at the tears you swallow; I realize your depth is much too shallow And I sorta laugh at the tears you swallow; I realize your depth is much too shallow Chorus The drama, this song, the gossip, the fall. The drama, this song, the gossip.
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Wool 02:10
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Verse When your knees meet your ears, all that matters is right here AND YOU, YOU PLAY SO DIRTY I am yours, I’m not mine, we go through this all the time MY MOUTH IS NOT YOUR TARGET Chorus Don’t play the fool, don’t go trying to pull the wool Say I’m your void, or am I your blindness Don’t play the fool, don’t go trying to pull the wool Say I’m your void, or am I your blindness Short break Verse When the truth meets the lies, we make up alibis You prove… you are so beknighted I am yours, I’m not mine, we go through this all the time MY MOUTH IS NOT YOUR TARGET Chorus Don’t play the fool, don’t go trying to pull the wool Say I’m your void, or am I your blindness Don’t play the fool, don’t go trying to pull the wool Say I’m your void, or am I your blindness Short Break *music slows a little Verse Play me like a fiddle…strings of thorns and thistles Answer me in riddles…vex me til I die My mind you whittle, I smile while belittled I will blow the whistle, I’ll do it on the SLY (end with screams until it feels right)
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Bitch Session 01:24
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I hope you like it, I hope you fucking like it I hope you like it, like it there too. I know you’ll suffer, I know you’ll fucking suffer I know you’ll suffer, suffer there too. Are you still bitter? I hope that you’re still bitter Are you still bitter and a little jaded too? Just like your mother, just like your fucking mother Just like your mother you’re a crazy bitch too Chorus She’s still walking away, she keeps using the same excuse everyday She’s full of frustration, she needs a permanent vacation She’s still walking away, she keeps using the same excuse everyday She’s full of frustration, she needs a permanent vacation Verse I hope you like it, I hope you fucking like it I hope you like it, like it there too. I know you’ll suffer, I know you’ll fucking suffer I know you’ll suffer, suffer there too. Are you still bitter? I hope that you’re still bitter Are you still bitter and a little jaded too? Just like your mother, just like your fucking mother Just like your mother you’re a crazy bitch too
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Repulse/Convince 01:10
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Verse You get so man chances everyday of yr life You must have lost it altogether if you thought you had a chance with me I have no idea why you decided to change I could’ve told you from the start that youd get no part Chorus REPULSE DENY I tell myself I LIE CONVINCE ME Now teach me Ow ow Verse Man I wish I had a thousand options like you do Creep yr way thru life with pertentia nervosa Its funny, its funny, how you don’t even care When yr just another white boy with really cool hair Chorus REPULSE DENY I tell myself I LIE CONVINCE ME Now teach me Ow ow

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Delightfully raw and unmastered (the digital studio equipment fried the day we recorded it) this would have been our first release.

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released February 6, 2018

Prizztina Puritan- vocals and keyboard on "Tactless Boys"
Wesley Puritan- guitar and voice on some songs
Jonny Puritan- drums and experience

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the Puritans Decatur, Georgia

Formed in Tuscaloosa, AL in 2000-something. Wesley, Jon and Lindsey all attended the University of Alabama together. Throughout their time together they were touted "sexiest band in Tuscaloosa" (not an official category) and played locally and at some UofA events. Guitarist Wesley D. Meier now lives in Atlanta, GA and continues to write music and lyrics. ... more

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